Tiger Woods Broke The PGA Tour's Website Today

It’s so cute how much golf thinks it loves the new guys, the young guys, the cool and hip guys. So cute how it thinks all those guys being buddy buddy and doing the Spring Break thing captures the public interest. So cute how everybody sings Kumbaya and congratulates one another on the greens and vacations together. Golf’s in such a good place – how could it get any better!

Enter 42-year-old Big Dick Eldrick marching along like the machine-made fucking Terminator that he is breaking the Tour’s streaming site on a damn Friday morning.

Tiger Woods, 3-under 68 today and currently tied for the lead at 4-under. Let’s go.